The Gold Bat

Set at the fictional public school of Wrykyn, this story tells how a tiny gold cricket bat is lost during a schoolboy prank.   The gold bat must be

The Gold Bat

The Gold Bat Summary

Set at the fictional public school of Wrykyn, this story tells how a tiny gold cricket bat is lost during a schoolboy prank.  

The gold bat must be found to avoid dishonour.

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THE FIFTEENTH PLACE

“Outside!”

“Don’t be an idiot, man.  I bagged it first.”

“My dear chap, I’ve been waiting here a month.”

“When you fellows have quite finished rotting about in front of that bath don’t let me detain you.”

“Anybody seen that sponge?”

“Well, look here”—­this in a tone of compromise—­“let’s toss for it.”

“All right.  Odd man out.”

All of which, being interpreted, meant that the first match of the Easter term had just come to an end, and that those of the team who, being day boys, changed over at the pavilion, instead of performing the operation at leisure and in comfort, as did the members of houses, were discussing the vital question—­who was to have first bath?

The Field Sports Committee at Wrykyn—­that is, at the school which stood some half-mile outside that town and took its name from it—­were not lavish in their expenditure as regarded the changing accommodation in the pavilion.  Letters appeared in every second number of the Wrykinian, some short, others long, some from members of the school, others from Old Boys, all protesting against the condition of the first, second, and third fifteen dressing-rooms.  “Indignant” would inquire acidly, in half a page of small type, if the editor happened to be aware that there was no hair-brush in the second room, and only half a comb.  “Disgusted O. W.” would remark that when he came down with the Wandering Zephyrs to play against the third fifteen, the water supply had suddenly and mysteriously failed, and the W.Z.’s had been obliged to go home as they were, in a state of primeval grime, and he thought that this was “a very bad thing in a school of over six hundred boys”, though what the number of boys had to do with the fact that there was no water he omitted to explain.  The editor would express his regret in brackets, and things would go on as before.

There was only one bath in the first fifteen room, and there were on the present occasion six claimants to it.  And each claimant was of the fixed opinion that, whatever happened subsequently, he was going to have it first.  Finally, on the suggestion of Otway, who had reduced tossing to a fine art, a mystic game of Tommy Dodd was played.  Otway having triumphantly obtained first innings, the conversation reverted to the subject of the match.

The Easter term always opened with a scratch game against a mixed team of masters and old boys, and the school usually won without any great exertion.  On this occasion the match had been rather more even than the average, and the team had only just pulled the thing off by a couple of tries to a goal.  Otway expressed an opinion that the school had played badly.

“Why on earth don’t you forwards let the ball out occasionally?” he asked.  Otway was one of the first fifteen halves.

“They were so jolly heavy in the scrum,” said Maurice, one of the forwards.  “And when we did let it out, the outsides nearly always mucked it.”

“Well, it wasn’t the halves’ fault.  We always got it out to the centres.”

“It wasn’t the centres,” put in Robinson.  “They played awfully well.  Trevor was ripping.”

“Trevor always is,” said Otway; “I should think he’s about the best captain we’ve had here for a long time.  He’s certainly one of the best centres.”

“Best there’s been since Rivers-Jones,” said Clephane.