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'Mike' by P.G. Wodehouse follows the story of Mike Jackson, a talented young cricketer from a large, prosperous family. Sent to Wrykyn, a prestigious school, Mike quickly becomes known for his cricket skills. However, due to a family financial setback, he's transferred to a lesser-known school, Sedleigh. Initially disheartened, Mike struggles to adjust, but soon meets Psmith, an eccentric and charming student who becomes his close friend. Together, they navigate school life, challenges, and cricket matches. 'Mike' is a lighthearted, humorous novel that showcases Wodehouse's witty style, with themes of friendship, school spirit, and the passion for cricket at its core.
Mike Excerpt
CHAPTER I
MIKE
It was a morning in the middle of April, and the Jackson family were consequently breakfasting in comparative silence. The cricket season had not begun, and except during the cricket season they were in the habit of devoting their powerful minds at breakfast almost exclusively to the task of victualling against the labours of the day. In May, June, July, and August the silence was broken. The three grown-up Jacksons played regularly in first-class cricket, and there was always keen competition among their brothers and sisters for the copy of the Sportsman which was to be found on the hall table with the letters. Whoever got it usually gloated over it in silence till urged wrathfully by the multitude to let them know what had happened; when it would appear that Joe had notched his seventh century, or that Reggie had been run out when he was just getting set, or, as sometimes occurred, that that ass Frank had dropped Fry or Hayward in the slips before he had scored, with the result that the spared expert had made a couple of hundred and was still going strong.
In such a case the criticisms of the family circle, particularly of the smaller Jackson sisters, were so breezy and unrestrained that Mrs. Jackson generally felt it necessary to apply the closure. Indeed, Marjory Jackson, aged fourteen, had on three several occasions been fined pudding at lunch for her caustic comments on the batting of her brother Reggie in important fixtures. Cricket was a tradition in the family, and the ladies, unable to their sorrow to play the game themselves, were resolved that it should not be their fault if the standard was not kept up.
On this particular morning silence reigned. A deep gasp from some small Jackson, wrestling with bread-and-milk, and an occasional remark from Mr. Jackson on the letters he was reading, alone broke it.
Mikes late again, said Mrs. Jackson plaintively, at last.
Hes getting up, said Marjory. I went in to see what he was doing, and he was asleep. So, she added with a satanic chuckle, I squeezed a sponge over him. He swallowed an awful lot, and then he woke up, and tried to catch me, so hes certain to be down soon.
Marjory!
Well, he was on his back with his mouth wide open. I had to. He was snoring like anything.
You might have choked him.
I did, said Marjory with satisfaction. Jam, please, Phyllis, you pig.
Mr. Jackson looked up.
Mike will have to be more punctual when he goes to Wrykyn, he said.
Oh, father, is Mike going to Wrykyn? asked Marjory. When?
Next term, said Mr. Jackson. Ive just heard from Mr. Wain, he added across the table to Mrs. Jackson. The house is full, but he is turning a small room into an extra dormitory, so he can take Mike after all.
The first comment on this momentous piece of news came from Bob Jackson. Bob was eighteen. The following term would be his last at Wrykyn, and, having won through so far without the infliction of a small brother, he disliked the prospect of not being allowed to finish as he had begun.
I say! he said. What?
He ought to have gone before, said Mr. Jackson. Hes fifteen. Much too old for that private school. He has had it all his own way there, and it isnt good for him.
Hes got cheek enough for ten, agreed Bob.
Wrykyn will do him a world of good.
We arent in the same house. Thats one comfort.
Bob was in Donaldsons. It softened the blow to a certain extent that Mike should be going to Wains. He had the same feeling for Mike that most boys of eighteen have for their fifteen-year-old brothers. He was fond of him in the abstract, but preferred him at a distance.
Marjory gave tongue again. She had rescued the jam from Phyllis, who had shown signs of finishing it, and was now at liberty to turn her mind to less pressing matters. Mike was her special ally, and anything that affected his fortunes affected her.
Hooray! Mikes going to Wrykyn. I bet he gets into the first eleven his first term.
Considering there are eight old colours left, said Bob loftily, besides heaps of last years seconds, its hardly likely that a kid like Mikell get a look in. He might get his third, if he sweats.
The aspersion stung Marjory.
I bet he gets in before you, anyway, she said.
Bob disdained to reply. He was among those heaps of last years seconds to whom he had referred. He was a sound bat, though lacking the brilliance of his elder brothers, and he fancied that his cap was a certainty this season. Last year he had been tried once or twice. This year it should be all right.
Mrs. Jackson intervened.
Go on with your breakfast, Marjory, she said. You mustnt say I bet so much.
Marjory bit off a section of her slice of bread-and-jam.
Anyhow, I bet he does, she muttered truculently through it.
There was a sound of footsteps in the passage outside. The door opened, and the missing member of the family appeared. Mike Jackson was tall for his age. His figure was thin and wiry. His arms and legs looked a shade too long for his body. He was evidently going to be very tall some day. In face, he was curiously like his brother Joe, whose appearance is familiar to every one who takes an interest in first-class cricket. The resemblance was even more marked on the cricket field. Mike had Joes batting style to the last detail. He was a pocket edition of his century-making brother. Hullo, he said, sorry Im late.
This was mere stereo. He had made the same remark nearly every morning since the beginning of the holidays.
All right, Marjory, you little beast, was his reference to the sponge incident.
His third remark was of a practical nature.
I say, whats under that dish?
Mike, began Mr. Jackson this again was stereo you really must learn to be more punctual
He was interrupted by a chorus.
Mike, youre going to Wrykyn next term, shouted Marjory.
Mike, fathers just had a letter to say youre going to Wrykyn next term. From Phyllis.
Mike, youre going to Wrykyn. From Ella.
Gladys Maud Evangeline, aged three, obliged with a solo of her own composition, in six-eight time, as follows: Mike Wryky. Mike Wryky. Mike Wryke Wryke Wryke Mike Wryke Wryke Mike Wryke Mike Wryke.
Oh, put a green baize cloth over that kid, somebody, groaned Bob.
Whereat Gladys Maud, having fixed him with a chilly stare for some seconds, suddenly drew a long breath, and squealed deafeningly for more milk.
Mike looked round the table. It was a great moment. He rose to it with the utmost dignity.
Good, he said. I say, whats under that dish?
