Lady Windermeres Fan

By Oscar Wilde, 1892

Lady Windermere suspects her husband of having an affair with another woman; Mrs Erlynne.   By way of revenge, Lady Windermere leaves her husband for

Lady Windermeres Fan

Lady Windermeres Fan Summary

Lady Windermere suspects her husband of having an affair with another woman; Mrs Erlynne.  

By way of revenge, Lady Windermere leaves her husband for another lover.  

While attempting to convince Lady Windermere to return to her husband, Mrs Erlynne is found in a compromising position and she sacrifices herself and her reputation to save Lady Windermere's marriage.

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FIRST ACT



SCENCE

Morning-room of Lord Windermere's house in Carlton House Terrace.  Doors C. and R.  Bureau with books and papers R.  Sofa with small tea-table L.  Window opening on to terrace L.  Table R.

 

[LADY WINDERMERE is at table R., arranging roses in a blue bowl.]

[Enter PARKER.]

PARKER.  Is your ladyship at home this afternoon?

LADY WINDERMERE.  Yes - who has called?

PARKER.  Lord Darlington, my lady.

LADY WINDERMERE.  [Hesitates for a moment.]  Show him up - and I'm at home to any one who calls.

PARKER.  Yes, my lady.

[Exit C.]

LADY WINDERMERE.  It's best for me to see him before to-night.  I'm glad he's come.

[Enter PARKER C.]

PARKER.  Lord Darlington,

[Enter LORD DARLINGTON C.]

[Exit PARKER.]

LORD DARLINGTON.  How do you do, Lady Windermere?

LADY WINDERMERE.  How do you do, Lord Darlington?  No, I can't shake hands with you.  My hands are all wet with these roses.  Aren't they lovely?  They came up from Selby this morning.

LORD DARLINGTON.  They are quite perfect.  [Sees a fan lying on the table.]  And what a wonderful fan!  May I look at it?

LADY WINDERMERE.  Do.  Pretty, isn't it!  It's got my name on it, and everything.  I have only just seen it myself.  It's my husband's birthday present to me.  You know to-day is my birthday?

LORD DARLINGTON.  No?  Is it really?

LADY WINDERMERE.  Yes, I'm of age to-day.  Quite an important day in my life, isn't it?  That is why I am giving this party to-night.  Do sit down.  [Still arranging flowers.]

LORD DARLINGTON.  [Sitting down.]  I wish I had known it was your birthday, Lady Windermere.  I would have covered the whole street in front of your house with flowers for you to walk on.  They are made for you.  [A short pause.]

LADY WINDERMERE.  Lord Darlington, you annoyed me last night at the Foreign Office.  I am afraid you are going to annoy me again.

LORD DARLINGTON.  I, Lady Windermere?

[Enter PARKER and FOOTMAN C., with tray and tea things.]

LADY WINDERMERE.  Put it there, Parker.  That will do.  [Wipes her hands with her pocket-handkerchief, goes to tea-table, and sits down.]  Won't you come over, Lord Darlington?

[Exit PARKER C.]

LORD DARLINGTON.  [Takes chair and goes across L.C.]  I am quite miserable, Lady Windermere.  You must tell me what I did.  [Sits down at table L.]

LADY WINDERMERE.  Well, you kept paying me elaborate compliments the whole evening.

LORD DARLINGTON.  [Smiling.]  Ah, nowadays we are all of us so hard up, that the only pleasant things to pay are compliments.  They're the only things we can pay.

LADY WINDERMERE.  [Shaking her head.]  No, I am talking very seriously.  You mustn't laugh, I am quite serious.  I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is pleasing a woman enormously when he says to her a whole heap of things that he doesn't mean.